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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 10:00
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
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Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
So they tried
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Still no good
No go.
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share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
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Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
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